Dialogue

Ruby: What are you going to call the baby?
Me: I don't know.
Ruby: Poppy. That's a good name. Say "Come on."
Me: Come on.
Ruby: And I don't come. Say "Come on."
Me: Come on.
Ruby: And I don't come. Say "Come on."
Me: Come on.
Ruby: And I come!
Me: Why do I have to ask so many times? Why can't you come when I ask you the first time?
Ruby: Because I like to itch my cheek. I like to itch my cheek and I like to itch my leg. And then I come.
Me: Oh.