Not a present

So my parents are getting me a birthday gift, but it's really a gift for them. You know those? Heh. It's a camcorder. It's a sweet camcorder. It can take videos underwater. My mom is acting like this camera is going to be the way to get me to document every minute of Ruby's life. The RUBY SHOW. Oh well. There are worse things than having to tape my darling little girl, I suppose.