Silly joke
I'm sure everybody's heard this one already, but it makes me giggle.
How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot. Hee hee hee. Pause. Hee hee hee.
How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot. Hee hee hee. Pause. Hee hee hee.
posted by Joanne at 12:32 PM
5 Comments:
You dirty, dirty girl.
I haven't heard it, so thanks for sharing.
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis...MOTHER...LADDER!!!
It's better when I can say it out loud.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and women?
Santa Claus only comes once a year and women are inferior to men in every way.
I don't get the santa claus one. I think your jokes would definitely benefit from bypassing the screen. ie. it would be better to hear them in person-- gestures, voice, handhorse and all. The handhorse must tell the joke.
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