Thursday, February 09, 2006

Silly joke

I'm sure everybody's heard this one already, but it makes me giggle.

How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot. Hee hee hee. Pause. Hee hee hee.

5 Comments:

Blogger dave said...

You dirty, dirty girl.

I haven't heard it, so thanks for sharing.

1:17 PM  
Blogger jason vande brake said...

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis...MOTHER...LADDER!!!

It's better when I can say it out loud.

11:37 PM  
Blogger jason vande brake said...

What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

11:38 PM  
Blogger jason vande brake said...

What's the difference between Santa Claus and women?

Santa Claus only comes once a year and women are inferior to men in every way.

11:39 PM  
Blogger Joanne said...

I don't get the santa claus one. I think your jokes would definitely benefit from bypassing the screen. ie. it would be better to hear them in person-- gestures, voice, handhorse and all. The handhorse must tell the joke.

5:24 AM  

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