So there were these two mountain goats
Today my bottom retainer broke off while I was eating some crusty french bread. I haven't felt the inside of my bottom teeth for over 10 years. Slimy.
posted by Joanne at 8:46 PM
posted by Joanne at 8:46 PM
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Are you supposed to be eating with those things in?
And, did you get that picture I emailed you? I demand that it be displayed somewhere in Mayday.
It's not removable. It's glued on to my teeth. Well, not anymore. The glue cracked and the wire broke off. Now I just have cracked bits of glue on my teeth.
Yes, I got that picture. I would display it, but it's a little embarrassing. I've got this ungodly wide grin on my shiny red face-- it's kind of disturbing. But if you demand it, it shall be done. Sigh.
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